“The rain in spain is mainly a pain in the ass.”

age 15, post on facebook

“I call bowl”

There is a tradition in the Koerber household that whenever mom made icing, cookie dough or mashed potatoes, the kids would ‘call bowl’, meaning the mixing bowl,
and not the beaters. John was always first on that one.

“I want the heaviest”

when pouring egg nog at Christmas

“Mein Papa”

term of endearment for his father